im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful
Me walking into school
Me at work
Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
I’ve reblogged this before but this girls seat is godly
Psht her everything is godly
Holy eff.
i would be shitting myself
Illustrated Chinese Characters
by ShaoLan Hsueh and Noma Bar
Not mine but very good illustrations.
uh oh i think i found another fictional boy to obsess about
"You wanted to take things slowly." "Not anymore…"
.............i may or may not want this in my life....keyword MAY...blushies
LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.
HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.
This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.
Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.
wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING
why am i reblogging this
this gif ruined my life
When you make a new best friend
jesus fucking christ
Can you please make a post about coot parenting strategies? That would be the best thing ever.
This is a coot.
These are baby coots.
I… I sure hope nothing bad is going to happen to those little guys.
(Spoiler alert: if you agree with the above statement, you may not want to click the readmore.)
We’ve got all new crowns! They are much sturdier and come in ~*COLOURS!~* It’s about time!
A really nifty book I just picked up today, it’s set up like a textbook detailing the fictional biography of a scientist who dissected and studied various mythological and religious creatures before abruptly vanishing from society in the early 1900’s, the book being mostly composed of Grey’s Anatomy style plates detailing the creatures’ internal anatomy from several different angles.
i need this
"you’re going to hurt yourself…"
"YOLO"